Both of these seem pretty mild and I wonder if she is sheltering me from the really juicy stuff. Do we not need the verb "art" after "Thou? Mickey isnt stoned, you will be when we hurl rocks through ya window. You idiotic apology for dirty sweaty socks. Denis Johnson is back, with first published story in years. Yes, please feel free to email me and let me know.
Thou bootless reeling-ripe moldwarp!! Thou errant spur-galled scut!! Jane x PS May I take this for a blog post? Thou vain beetle-headed haggard!! Thou craven half-faced canker-blossom!! Thou mammering flap-mouthed codpiece!!
Thou fawning clapper-clawed maggot-pie!! But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the small braided rug near the door! Thou venomed swag-bellied scut!! Thou tottering swag-bellied haggard!! Thou frothy doghearted mumble-news!!